Welcome to my world..

mormondad:

using your hot body to roast marshmallows 

Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired

somethinglikesunshine:

angelicroses:

elehnsherrs:

#AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A TIMELORD PARTY BECAUSE A TIMELORD PARTY IS NOT BOUND BY TYPICAL TEMPORAL PARAMETERS AND THUS DON’T STOP

YOU WILL REBLOG THIS ON SIGHT.

The Master is still not invited. 
himynameissazi:

my plans for today.

himynameissazi:

my plans for today.

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

because I went to the beach today and I don’t look fat. 

because I went to the beach today and I don’t look fat. 

Most girls: What sucks is that the guy I like already has a girlfriend.
Me: What sucks is that the guy I like is a 900 year old fictional alien who flies around space in a time traveling police box.